Just another girl.

4gifs:

Trying to put on pants while drunk

4gifs:

Trying to put on pants while drunk


orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ


foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up


thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER



obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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"My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone."
— Yohji Yamamoto  (via 1112pm)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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ultimatefineassgirls:

Now that’s an eyebrow. 👌

ultimatefineassgirls:

Now that’s an eyebrow. 👌



scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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